Heidi Montag: I cannot wait to show my new assets in Playboy

The hills are alive with the sound of … Heidi Montag talking about her own peaks and valleys.

The “Hills” celebrity tells RadarOnline.com that she will pose for Playboy again — and this time reveal all her skin.

“I cannot wait to show off my news assets. I am very excited,” the plastic-surgery-overhauled Montag tells the Web site.

RadarOnline had no reaction from Spencer Pratt, her “Hills” co-star and husband.

Montag has DDD breasts now and wants to get bigger ones, “because I couldn’t get them the size I wanted because they couldn’t fit.”

Yeah, you read that right.

She also got a Stepford Wives look that obliterated her natural, pretty look. She has assets, all right, but look at what she lost: her mind. (She is shown at a Las Vegas Valentine’s Day party in this photo by David Becker of Getty Images.)